{"id":1061,"date":"2019-12-05T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-05T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cms.smooth.com.au\/uncategorised\/worst-baby-names-2019-are-and-theyre-honestly-next-level\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T00:00:00","slug":"worst-baby-names-2019-are-and-theyre-honestly-next-level","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cms.smooth.com.au\/lifestyle\/worst-baby-names-2019-are-and-theyre-honestly-next-level\/","title":{"rendered":"The Worst Baby Names Of 2019 Are In And They&#8217;re Honestly Next Level"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Parents.com has revealed the worst baby names of 2019 and dayumnnn do some people have some explaining to do.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 100%;\" class=\"media-element file-media-original nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" data-delta=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.smooth.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/dudeidontknow-3.gif\" width=\"373\" height=\"406\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, without further do, please feast your eyes on the worst baby names seen in 2019:<\/p>\n<p><strong>GIRLS 2019<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. Shy<\/p>\n<p>2. Mattel<\/p>\n<p><em>Yes, like the Barbie brand.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>3. Cyncere<\/p>\n<p><em>An intential mispelling on \u2018sincere\u2019<\/em><\/p>\n<p>4. Chardonnay<\/p>\n<p>5. Khaleesi<\/p>\n<p>6. Starlett<\/p>\n<p>7. Blaykelee<\/p>\n<p><em>We don\u2019t even know where to start with this one.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>8. Any<\/p>\n<p>9. Vegas<\/p>\n<p>10. Pansy<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/So, without further do, please feast your eyes on the worst baby names seen in 2019:  GIRLS 2019  1. Shy  2. Mattel  Yes, like the Barbie brand.  3. Cyncere  An intential mispelling on \u2018sincere\u2019  4. Chardonnay  5. Khaleesi  6. Starlett  7. Blaykelee  We don\u2019t even know where to start with this one.  8. Any  9. Vegas  10. Pansy  A literal slur. Not great.    BOYS 2019  1. Kingmessiah  2. Yugo  AKA the worst car in history.  3. Cub  4. Axis  5. Manson  Often immediately connected with serial killer Charles Manson. Eek!  6. Pinches  Apparently seven sets of parents named their child Pinches???  7. Xxayvier  8. Cletus  The slack-jawed yokel.  9. Danger  10. Stylez   disgusted stephanie beatriz GIF by Brooklyn Nine-Nine\" target=\"_top\">A literal slur. <\/a>Not great.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 100%;\" class=\"media-element file-media-original nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" data-delta=\"2\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.smooth.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/eekgif-3.gif\" width=\"480\" height=\"269\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>BOYS 2019<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. Kingmessiah<\/p>\n<p>2. Yugo<\/p>\n<p><em>AKA the worst car in history.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>3. Cub<\/p>\n<p>4. Axis<\/p>\n<p>5. Manson<\/p>\n<p><em>Often immediately connected with serial killer Charles Manson. Eek!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>6. Pinches<\/p>\n<p><em>Apparently seven sets of parents named their child Pinches???<\/em><\/p>\n<p>7. Xxayvier<\/p>\n<p>8. Cletus<\/p>\n<p><em>The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=c7qhVJIPfck\" target=\"_top\">slack-jawed yokel.<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>9. Danger<\/p>\n<p>10. Stylez<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 100%;\" class=\"media-element file-media-original nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" data-delta=\"3\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.smooth.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/disgustedrosa-3.gif\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Image:Epxels, Giphy<\/em><\/p>\r\n\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goodness gracious&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":1065,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"geo_market":[],"class_list":["post-1061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v20.10 (Yoast SEO v21.5) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>The Worst Baby Names Of 2019 Are In And They&#039;re Honestly Next Level - 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