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<\/p>\nKmart is like the Room of Requirement (see: Harry Potter). It has everything you could ever need or dream of in one space. <\/p>\n
You can design your entire house, stock up on beauty products and even buy outfits for your dog at Kmart. <\/p>\n
Kmart is life. Kmart is true love. Kmart can do no wrong. <\/p>\n
Well\u2026 that\u2019s what our naive childish selves used to think. NOW we\u2019re not so certain, \u2018cause a new Kmart toy has shaken our trust a little bit. <\/p>\n
Let us start at the beginning. <\/p>\n
A Queensland mum was shopping with her two little girls in Kmart, as you do, when she got the shock of her life: <\/p>\n
\u201cWe were having a look around the doll section when my three-year-old came around the corner with this thing in her hand,\u201d Catherine Douglas told news.com.au.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy first impression was total shock. I said: \u2018What\u2019s that? Give it to me now!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
It looks very questionable. VERY questionable. <\/p>\n
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This is one you need to see to believe, friends. Check out the photo here<\/a>. <\/p>\n \u201cWhen I grabbed it from her and took a proper look, I was relieved to see it was some sort of a toy,\u201d Catherine told news.com.au<\/a>.<\/p>\n A toy that is a banana that, when peeled, reveals a flesh coloured, giant-sized finger.<\/p>\n That ain\u2019t like any toy we\u2019ve ever seen. <\/p>\n And it gets worse. \u2018Cause the weird banana-finger-dildo hybrid \u2018toy\u2019 is just one of a RANGE of weird penis-shaped playthings (yes, we know how wrong this sounds. So wrong.)<\/p>\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/cms.smooth.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/cool_brooklyn_nine_nine-3.gif\" "\\"\\"")
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