{"id":29800,"date":"2018-01-25T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-25T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cms.smooth.com.au\/uncategorised\/hilarious-things-mums-say-during-childbirth-labour\/"},"modified":"2018-01-25T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2018-01-25T00:00:00","slug":"hilarious-things-mums-say-during-childbirth-labour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cms.smooth.com.au\/lifestyle\/love-dating\/hilarious-things-mums-say-during-childbirth-labour\/","title":{"rendered":"17 hilarious things mums yelled during labour"},"content":{"rendered":"

Picture the scene… You’re hot, sweating, probably in a huge amount of pain which is somewhat eased by some form of painkiller, and you’re about to push a little human out of an even littler hole.<\/p>\n

The likelihood is you’re going to say a variety of things. In fact, you’re probably going to shout them.<\/p>\n

And the things you shout aren’t going to be very nice or kind or pretty.<\/p>\n

But they’re sure entertaining to read months\/years down the track!<\/p>\n

Take a look at 17 things women have yelled during pregnancy…<\/p>\n

1.<\/strong> “To my doctor, when delivering my son: ‘If you can see his head, why don’t you just rip him out?'”<\/p>\n

2. <\/strong>“My partner kept reminding me to breathe. I turned to him and said, “I f****ng know!'”<\/p>\n

3. <\/strong>“I literally closed my legs and told my husband and doctor, ‘I’ll come back tomorrow.'”<\/p>\n

4. <\/strong>“I just screamed, ‘Epidural. Now!'”<\/p>\n

5. <\/strong>“Apparently, I was swearing at all the nurses. This was my first baby and I was very young, in my defence.”<\/p>\n

6. <\/strong>“When I got to the hospital, I was already in transition. My contractions were two minutes apart, and I was really hurting. The nurse started asking me questions like what kind of birth control I plan to be using. I looked and her and shouted, ‘no more babies!'”<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> “When my son was finally out and they were handing him to me, I just kept asking, “he’s mine?!'”<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> “Don’t get me wrong, I love my son. But he’s my fourth baby boy. When he was born, apparently I yelled, ‘It’s not a girl?! Put it back in and let’s try again!'”<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> “I didn’t scream. I didn’t yell. I just muttered the F word under my breath. Over. And over. And over. Yes, my poor kid came into this world riding on a salty sea of F bombs.”<\/p>\n

10. <\/strong>“‘I want to die.'”<\/p>\n

11.<\/strong> “I announced, ‘OK, I can’t do this, so you guys are going to have to figure something else out.'”<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> “To the doctor, “while you’re down there, go ahead and tie those tubes, thankyouverymuch.'”<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> “My poor husband had to witness this one. I just kept screaming, ‘Why me?! Why, oh God, why me?!'”<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> “During an induced labour with my daughter, I was finally able to get my epidural. I was in a fog and distinctly remember yelling at my dad to ‘Stop pressing all those damn buttons!’ Poor Dad was on the completely opposite side of the room.”<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> “I have no memory of this, but I apparently told my partner that we’d never, ever have sex again!”<\/p>\n

16. <\/strong>“With my second child, I announced that I was going to Mexico. I guess I thought leaving the country would somehow get me out of labour.”<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> “I just screamed, ‘NO!'”<\/p>\n

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\n \"No,\n