{"id":42856,"date":"2020-11-09T15:28:02","date_gmt":"2020-11-09T04:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cms.smooth.com.au\/?p=42856"},"modified":"2020-11-09T15:28:12","modified_gmt":"2020-11-09T04:28:12","slug":"gwyneth-paltrow-is-selling-a-lamp-made-from-a-real-baguette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cms.smooth.com.au\/entertainment\/celebrity\/gwyneth-paltrow-is-selling-a-lamp-made-from-a-real-baguette\/","title":{"rendered":"Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A Lamp Made From A Real Baguette"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cms.smooth.com.au\/entertainment\/clone-rare-photo-gwyneth-paltrow-and-daughter-apple-surfaces-and-omg-theyre-twins\/\">Gwyneth Paltrow<\/a>, queen of Shakespearean disguises and vaginal steaming, has one-upped herself.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We didn\u2019t think it could get crazier than the coochie-scented candle but it &#8211; somehow &#8211; has \u2018cause Gwen has gone and released a bread lamp. As in a table light made out of legit carbohydrate.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The \u00a0\u2018<a href=\"https:\/\/goop.com\/pampshade-batard-bread-lamp\/p\/\">Batard Bread Lamp<\/a>\u2018 is available on <em>Goop<\/em> for a not so casual $210 USD ($288.63 AUD) which is definitely more than our weekly baguette from Woolworths.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The lamp is made from real bread coated in resin to keep it preserved. The ingredients &#8211; lol &#8211; include bread flour, cake flour, salt, yeast, LED Lights, power cord with dimmer switch. Yummo.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/shop.goop-img.com\/spree\/images\/attachments\/000\/061\/471\/large\/open-uri20201019-765-152zeeg?version=1603127869\" alt=\"Pampshade Batard Bread Lamp\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>The website reassures us that the resin \u201cprevents any pests from getting at it\u201d and that the \u201cLED light&nbsp; radiates a warm, comforting glow in whatever room it\u2019s in.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Okay we admit, if one thing can calm us down it\u2019s some good bread. Such a shame we can\u2019t eat this though &#8211; it\u2019s just a waste of good bread, if you ask us.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The photos on the <em>Goop<\/em> website don\u2019t actually show the\u00a0 bread light with a stand so we guess you just kind of\u2026 hold it? Like an actual French baguette?\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Emily In Paris<\/em> is quaking.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Images: Getty.&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gwyneth Paltrow, queen of Shakespearean disguises and vaginal steaming, has one-upped herself.\u00a0 We didn\u2019t think it could get crazier than the coochie-scented candle but it &#8211; somehow &#8211; has \u2018cause Gwen has gone and released a bread lamp. 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